Waaaait, people have actually been pissed that you don't write smut? Buh? That completely defeats the purpose of your writing style!

If they want smut, there's a zillion and a half smutty fics out there that they can choose to read, with just about every pairing imaginable. Unfortunately these stories take up probably 80% of all fic in this fandom, but let's not drag the other 20% down into it too.