so_out_of_ideas | (no subject)

Yeah, so I've posted twice today already. But I got this from my grandpa, and even though email forwards usually go straight in the trash, this one is great.

__edit__ yes, world...I do know how to use an LJ cut. Sorry again.

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>The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
>regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central
>component of the heart.
>
>This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named
>Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
>units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal
>Non-morality," or commonly known as S. I. N., as it is primarily expressed.
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>Some symptoms:
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>1. Loss of direction
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>2. Foul vocal emissions
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>3. Amnesia of origin
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>4. Lack of peace and joy
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>5. Selfish and/or violent behavior
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>6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
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>7. Fearfulness
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>8. Idolatry
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>9. Rebellion
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>The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is pro
>viding factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct
>this "SIN" defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to
>bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
>additional fee required.
>
>Procedure: Upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next,
>download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart
>component.
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>No matter how big or small the defect is, the Repair Technician will replace
>it with:
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>1. Love
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>2. Joy
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>3. Peace
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>4. Patience
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>5. Kindness
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>6. Goodness
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>7. Faithfulness
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>8. Gentleness
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>9. Self control
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>For further details on the use of these fixes see the operating manual
>"Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth" (BIBLE).
>
>WARNING: Continuing to operate the human-being unit without correction voids
>any manufacturer warranties.
>
>Thank you for your attention!
>
>GOD
>
>P. S. Where possible please notify others of this important recall notice.