so_out_of_ideas: If you like this icon, comment the maker! (Default)
so_out_of_ideas ([personal profile] so_out_of_ideas) wrote2006-07-22 02:35 pm

...I had some...

Oh, look. I wrote an actual non AU fic! ...except I'm an idiot and put AU in the summary anyway...duh. This was supposed to be my response for [livejournal.com profile] scifi_five, then I realized it fit the prompt for [livejournal.com profile] sg_challenges too, and I like it better than the one I wrote yesterday. I haven't closed the challenge yet, because I wanted to give a few more people time to get entries in, so...I get to post a second. Nyah.

Title: Twist and Lick
Author: Lionchilde
Summary: "You're doin' it wrong, Jackson..."

Rating: PG. Really. I swear.
Length: 1000 words
Category: humor/UST
Pairing:Daniel/Vala
A/N Written for[livejournal.com profile] sg_challenges and [livejournal.com profile] scifi_five Set in the week between Flesh and Blood and Morpheus, therefore slight possibility of Flesh and Blood spoilers.

This was actually inspired by an IM convo with [livejournal.com profile] stargatefangurl, [livejournal.com profile] rants_by_james and [livejournal.com profile] nerca_beyul. Hope you guys like it. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] nekkidchick for beta.

Twist and Lick


"Hi!" Vala sprang up next to Daniel as he reached the front of the commissary line.

He ducked his head, sighing quietly as her arm slid through his. "Y'know, you just cut in front of like six people."

"Oh…well," Vala glanced over her shoulder, then looked back at him with a grin, "no one seems to mind."

"Right," Daniel clipped.

"So, what's for lunch?" Vala wanted to know.

"I have no idea what you're having," Daniel told her reaching into his back pocket for his wallet. "I'm just paying for some milk."

"Just milk?" Vala frowned slightly as he began trying to tug his arm free to make his purchase.

"Yes!" he glared, finally managing to disentangle himself and reach into the wallet.

Her eyes followed his hand, and he bit the inside of his cheek to restrain another sigh at the way she watched him slip the crisp green bills onto the counter. Doing his best to ignore her, he reached for a couple of Styrofoam cups from the stack by the coffee, and waited for his change.

"Oh," she said again. "Well, I guess I'll just have milk too."

"Why am I not surprised?" Daniel rolled his eyes. "Two please."

"Mmm," Vala tilted her head with a shrug. "No idea."

"Sure, Doctor Jackson," the commissary worker replied with a grin.

Daniel felt his jaw clench slightly at the look, but took his change silently and walked over to open the fridge. Vala trotted along beside him, pigtails bouncing, and reached in to grab two red and white cartons, then headed for an empty table.

"Not yet," Daniel caught her arm, steering her back toward the vending machines.

Vala raised an eyebrow, but turned curiously and waited while he inserted more money and selected some blue cellophane wrapped cookies. He punched the same number again, and she bent to pick up the packages from the slot at the bottom of the machine.

"Or…eos?" she pronounced slowly, giving him a questioning look.

"You'll see," Daniel's smile held just a hint of mischief as he gestured her toward the table. "In this culture, the eating of Oreos has been elevated to an art form."

"Oh…really…?" Vala frowned again, walking over to the table. Setting down her loot, she boosted herself onto the grey surface, rested her feet on the chair in front of her and waited expectantly.

"Mmm-hmm," Daniel nodded seriously. He set down the cups and reached to take one of the milks from her hand, opened it, and carefully filled the cup, then set the carton down and gestured for her to do the same with the second.

Somewhat nervously, Vala filled the cup, looking from it to Daniel several times, until he nodded approvingly. "Now what?" she asked, setting the carton down beside his.

"Now you move your feet," he said.

"Huh?" Vala's mouth popped open in surprise, and he waved a hand toward the chair. "Oh," she nodded, quickly moving them.

As soon as he sat down, though, she planted them in his lap, and he let out a sigh of exasperation. He didn't, however, push them back off as she'd expected him to, and she hid a smile by glancing down again at the cookies.

"All right," he said, plucking one of the packages from her grasp. "Now you gotta open them up and stack them next to the milk."

"Stack them?" she asked, both eyebrows shooting up as he began to do just that. "Why can't you eat them out of the package?"

Daniel paused, looking back at her with a small shake of his head. "You just can't. They're Oreos, Vala."

"O-kay…" Vala replied, then shook her head and slid a fingernail through the cellophane to open the package in her other hand.

"Good," Daniel nodded when she had all six cookies out and properly arranged beside her cup. Picking up one of his own, he held it up for her to see and then carefully dunked, allowing only about a third of the cookie to be submerged. "Now watch. You have to hold it in for a second so the milk soaks into the stuff in the middle, but not too long or it'll get soggy."

"Um…why?" Vala asked, watching him remove the cookie and take a slow bite, closing his eyes with relish.

"Because," he said, waving toward her own stack. "Just trust me, c'mon."

"All right," she sighed, watching him dunk his cookie again.

He finished it, grinning as she held the cookie in the milk. She held it in a bit long and a piece broke off as she bit into it, but her face lit up as her hand rose to catch the fallen crumbs in her palm. "Mmmm! Mmmm, Daniel, that's good!

"Told you," Daniel grinned again before realizing that he was staring as she licked the chocolate off her hand.

"You know," Vala's tone became suddenly serious. "A girl might think you missed her, Daniel."

He cleared his throat, looking quickly away again, suddenly conscious of how glad he'd really been when she hadn't left as soon as she was cleared from the infirmary. She could have, he realized; though she sincerely did want to find a way of turning Adria against the Ori, she had her own resources--or at least her own means of acquiring them. She didn't really need him or the SGC and could have chosen to leave at any time.

"Daniel…?" she said again, slowly.

"Okay," he sighed, looking up again.

"Okay?" Vala asked. "Okay what?"

"I missed you," he admitted, holding up his thumb and index finger pinched closely together. "A little."

When she smiled, though, he swallowed hard and had to restrain himself from revising that statement. Her hand hesitantly touched his cheek, and she bent toward his mouth. Daniel swallowed again, half unwillingly moving toward her, eyes drifting toward her lips, where another crumb nestled…

"You're doin' it wrong, Jackson," Mitchell's voice sounded just before he reached it.

"Indeed," agreed Teal'c.

"Huh?" Daniel turned a rather bemused look on his teammates as they walked up to the table.

"You're supposed to twist and lick," Mitchell grinned.

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Muaaaa hahahaha twist and lick?! Great ending line. Loved the story. Thanks.

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*GRIN* Thanks, and thanks for commenting!

Absolutely purrrrfect

[identity profile] katelennon.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
No, really. Twist and lick? IS the only way to eat an Oreo. Dunking? What is this crazy thing you write of?

Re: Absolutely purrrrfect

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually...the proper way to eat an oreo is to twist and lick, then dunk the cookie remainders. LOL!

[identity profile] shiny-rosie.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Bah! Ow! Totally just choked on my soda. So much fun! This may be my favorite thing of yours I've read. :) I knew being late would be a good thing sooner or later! *grin*

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe, thanks. How far have you gotten in the AU stuff if I may ask?

[identity profile] shiny-rosie.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
yeah...I've been meaning to get back to you about this for days...Darth Real Life has been rather overwhelming lately. :) I've been reading what you have over at the D/V archive. I think I've read all the stand-alones and I'm up to part 21 of RH. Poor Daniel! Its rather a terrible place to leave him but I haven't had time to finish, I take comfort in the knowledge that they have to be alright so he can braid the flowers into her hair! :):):)

I'm really enjoying RH, I love the interaction between Daniel and Vala, it's so fun to see what they would be like in such a permanent relationship. I also really love the Carolyn and Landry interaction. I'm so intrigued by their relationship and I was sorry we didn't get more of them in the show. I guess the thing I like the best though is how true the voices of the characters are. Especially in the humor, that is where I have the hardest time so its cool to read good examples of it.

I loved Fidelity, the idea of a D/V wedding is something I really want to write at some point. Oh my gosh I wanted to beat Todd Howard's face in, but Daniel beat me to it. It was the same way with Woolsey last ep, I think the most hurtful thing that can happen to Vala is to have someone flippantly toss her past in her face like that. It made me mad! Rarr! :) I also really enjoyed Trust...I want to find out what happens! :)

yikes! here I have gone and written another book...sorry!! Short answer...am loving it! Thanks!

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much, I appreciate feedback immensely. I can't really take all the credit for the character voices. There have been nights I've probably bugged the crap out of my IM buds going, "Hey, does this sound like Jack?...Is this Vala-ish enough?...etc?"

Really, really glad that you enjoy Carolyn/Landry too. I am so looking forward to seeing more of them this season.

Oh, gosh it's funny you say that about Howard in Fidelity. After that Woolsey scene, I kept thinking of Fidelity and thinking like, "You're lucky Daniel didn't hear that...he'd beat your face in!"

Oh...Trust...heh. Right. I keep meaning to finish it. I know what's supposed to happen, but I've been stuck on the cake scene.

[identity profile] shiny-rosie.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort* Vala and cake...oh my... I have the image of this massave flower fight my best friend and I got into while baking once...:):):)

[identity profile] shiny-rosie.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
sigh...or you know, flour. yeah...

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Well, flower fights might be fun too, considering Daniel has allergies...

[identity profile] jennyannhass.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Can you PLEASE send this to MGM so they can write this into the script, even if it's just an outtake?!? I could TOTALLY see this happening!

Thanks so much for sharing! I'm alternating between giggles, squees and sighs... my poor husband must think I've lost it! (again!)

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. Thank you very much. I'm glad you like it. I can see it happening too...got MGM's address handy? ;)

[identity profile] stargatefangurl.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehehe, very cute! ^_^ *suddenly gets oreo craving*

Oh, and you'll never guess what Jessbrain wants to do now. *frondesk*

[identity profile] stargatefangurl.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorta... It wants me to make a claim over at [livejournal.com profile] 100_situations. *shrieks* *smacks brain*

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*smacks brain* well, fortunately, Darbrain seems uninterested in claims lately.... *hopes*

[identity profile] stargatefangurl.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*hopes too*

Oh crap. It's Monday, isn't it? *mutter* *goes to make new challenge for scifi_five*

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
inswws.

[identity profile] mefzilla.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe... you're right about both ways. dunking AND twisting and licking... Good fic.. highly enjoyable!

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] jades-icons.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I loved the end! Your supposed to twist and lick! LOL! Priceless!

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe, ty.

[identity profile] nerca-beyul.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Now you've got me craving Oreos. *sigh*

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh* I don't have any either...

[identity profile] teddibear.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
I gotta say when I first saw that title, my mind went straight into the gutter. But the fic was brill indeed. I love how Daniel is teaching Vala how to eat Oreos. And his explanation, "because they're oreos Vala" *snerk* Love that! and then Mitchell and Teal'c at the end, classic timing! Nicely done Dar and look it wasn't RH fic! *snerk*

*gigglesnort*

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
hehehe. Yes, everyone loves Teal'c and Cam's timing. Everyone, that is, except Daniel and Vala...

[identity profile] soapbox-solo38.livejournal.com 2006-07-28 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This made me happy. ^^ Great job.

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-29 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Thanks. I like making people happy. :)
theemdash: (SG-1 Mitchell)

[personal profile] theemdash 2006-07-29 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Fabulous last line! *snicker*

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-07-29 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*grin* have to give [livejournal.com profile] nerca_beyul partial credit for it, actually. She said that someone should tell Vala that and I just worked it in to the ending.

[identity profile] hikaru-daydream.livejournal.com 2006-09-13 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oreos the Official cookie of Daniel/Vala Shippers. :gigglesnort:

Great fic. I'll never look at Oreos the same way ever again. *_*

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
hehe! Thank you so much. Now I need an Oreo icon...

[identity profile] hopalong-pxp.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, your stories are so cute! I thought I'd check out the first 2.

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. [livejournal.com profile] teddibear's going to make me a sign that says "Official Awww writer for Daniel and Vala". :P

[identity profile] wolfenm.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Odd that it pleases me so much that you've made him a dunker, like me -- I expected you to make him a twister, like all the commercials these days ... Why amd I caring so much about whether a fictional character eats Oreos the same way as me??? *shakesfist*

Oh, and while I'm thinking of it, in your other fic, why is it off to eat pancakes with ice cream? It's just a step away from a french dessert crepe -- it's quite yummy, especially with hot fudge! :P

[identity profile] so-out-of-ideas.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I alternate between dunking and twisting myself. The best is to twist and then dunk the cookie parts. As to pancakes and ice cream, that's a reference to Vala's breakfast craving in Crusade, but perhaps he could make her a French dessert crepe with hot fudge on their second date?